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Tax his cow,
        tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
        tax his coat,
Tax his crops,
        tax his work,
Tax his tie,
        tax his shirt,
Tax his chew,
        tax his smoke;
Teach him taxes
        are no joke.

Tax his tractor,
        tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
        are a rule.

Tax his oil,
        tax his gas,
Tax his notes,
        tax his cash;
Tax him good
        and let him know--
After taxes
       he has no dough.

If he hollers,
        tax him more;
Tax him 'til
        he's good and sore.

Tax his coffin,
        tax his grave,
Tax the sod
        in which he lays.

Put these words
        upon his tomb:
"Taxes drove me
        to my doom."

And after he's gone
        he can't relax;
They'll still be after
      Inheritance Tax!

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