Tax his cow,         tax his goat, Tax his pants,         tax his coat, Tax his crops,         tax his work, Tax his tie,         tax his shirt, Tax his chew,         tax his smoke; Teach him taxes         are no joke. Tax his tractor,         tax his mule, Teach him taxes         are a rule. Tax his oil,         tax his gas, Tax his notes,         tax his cash; Tax him good         and let him know-- After taxes        he has no dough. If he hollers,         tax him more; Tax him 'til         he's good and sore. Tax his coffin,         tax his grave, Tax the sod         in which he lays. Put these words         upon his tomb: "Taxes drove me         to my doom." And after he's gone         he can't relax; They'll still be after       Inheritance Tax! ."Death and Taxes" is copyrighted and may not be published, distributed or or used in any way without the permission of The Conservative Caucus.  Emailing it unaltered to a friend is fine as long as you credit The Conservative Caucus as the source and give the web link: http://www.conservativeusa.org/deathtaxes.htm.